CANE SHUM, A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, WORK & VISIT
we are again folks. Barely has the year begun and it's almost over. This new EU-funded Hyper-Time Calendar™ is really making the years tick by fast. Pretty soon we'll all be old and grey, which is why things have slowed down around here - we just don't have the energy that we used to have. So we thank our lucky stars for Red Bull, Pro-Plus and coffee. Amen."
So, with all the regularity of the 339 to Bath, here's the sexy sixth issue of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum. There seems to be a glut of highway-related news hovering over the place this month, and in the spirit of things, we've decided to put our boot in as well. We always did like a good scrap! From roundabouts to tarmac, via a brush with the law - we've got the lot.
So, pull up your deckchair, run the extension cable and phone line into the garden, switch on your laptop, crack open a can of 'Thorn and while away those lazy, hazy summer days with us. After all, you can mow the lawn next week - if the acid rain don't get it first.
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ALSO IN THIS MONTH'S EDITION...
THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna Cacia-Court searches for peace of mind but finds it all to difficult in Savercard-happy Keynsham.
AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The BANES Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf gets angry once again as he vehemently denies the presence of roundabouts in Keynsham. GO TO MO!
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Your B.O. could be responsible for the decline of the boating pond. Read more in this month's weather forecast.
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