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With regards to the use of this site, we'd like to compare it to your local pub, in that: a) You are welcome to call in at any time, b) You can look at the pictures but please don't steal them, c) Tell your mates because they're welcome too, d) No credit will be given at the bar, and finally, e) Please leave quietly so as to not disturb the neighbours. Oh, and we'd prefer it if you washed your hands before helping yourself to the peanuts. All contents are copyright © Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum, so if you want to use any of this site please contact us first. Other than that, please don't smoke over the pool table.

Finally, if you've not seen our 'Keynsham Is Ace' section, then we advise you to do so now.