Issue 6
Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum
A Different View Of Keynsham
April 2004
KEYNSHAM NEWS HEADLINES - APRIL 2004
INVASION OF THE ROUNDABOUTS
As Keynsham High Street braces itself for a deluge of new roundabouts and pedestrian crossings, we take a look at the impact that this worrying proposal will have on the town's traffic system and ask the question: "Is this really necessary?"
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'PAINT-GATE': GLOSS SHINES NO MORE
While expensive legal teams frown and bark at each other in the BANES/Mowlem "Paint-Gate" courtroom fiasco, a simple, cost-effective plan to save Charlton Road could be emerging from the ruins. READ MORE
CRIME? IT'S GONE WEST
There was mixed reaction in Keynsham this week following the surprise news that the town is to get it's own police station, as part of the Government's nationwide 'Crime: Don't Bother!' campaign.
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RESIDENTS GET 'O'-LEVEL FUN!
There's a street in Keynsham that never sleeps, where the residents party hard - all because of a typographical error in a leading Yate-based directory. Albert Mills went along to 'check the vibes, man!' FULL REPORT
SMILE - YOU'RE ON CAMERA
Keynsham is all set to appear on Channel 4's Big Brother-style reality TV program 'Talk Of The Town', in the name of National entertainment. Are you ready to be a celebrity in your own town? READ FULL REPORT
The Cane Shum web cam is back in the High Street, spying on everything!
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AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The BANES Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf gets angry once again as he vehemently denies the presence of roundabouts in Keynsham. GO TO MO!
WEATHER FORECAST
Your B.O. could be responsible for the decline of the boating pond. Read more in this month's weather forecast. VIEW THE WEATHER
MERCHANDISE
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